Browsing tumblr is sort of like the 21st century version of watching TV. Sometimes I like to just come home, turn off my brain, and let loose on the scroll wheel.
/u/internetsuperstar on how tumblr is used.
I really hope Yahoo takes a hands off approach of Tumblr.
I enjoy watching stupid people suffer from the effects of their idiocy and will often push them in the right direction to make it happen.Me. This came out of the blue when I was talking to my dad talking about stupid things we saw people do.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away…
If aimed right.
I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.
-Mitch Hedberg
This is brilliant.
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
Opinions expressed in this periodical are not necessarily condoned or even understood by the editorial staff.(A New Zealand Newspaper)
I found a book of quotes hidden in my bookshelf. Its Called “Quote Unquote” compiled by Lloyd Cory. Ill be posting some of my favorites in the coming weeks.
We argue with our biology, and the result of that argument is civilization.Charles Siebert
The Social Security invention
Reflected a simple convention:
Each lady or gent
Who paid as they went
Would be funding one-ninth of a pension.
Holy crap! Rhyming political limericks. Into my RSS reader you go.
No one has ever died in the name of Unicorns. Except that one guy, but he deserved it.jackbrain of reddit
The rules of fair play do not apply in love and war.John Lyly’s ‘Euphues’ (1578).
Cats are only good for testing out snowblowers…
- Some random dude
The internets never ceases to amuse me.
Who is wise? He that learns from everyonePoor Richard’s Almanac, 1755
Who is powerful? He that governs his passions
Who is rich? He that is content
Who is that? Nobody
Anime is a prime example of why two nukes wasn’t enough.
- NH Democrat State Rep., Nick Levasseur
Go ahead, laugh. It may be bad taste for a politician but I know you chuckled.
