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Posts tagged "quotes"

Sunday, October 20th, 2013

The immoral cannot be made moral through the use of secret law.
Edward Snowden

(Source: outdoor-anarchy)

Sunday, October 20th, 2013

Almost all software is developed with the use of Version Control Systems (VCS).  Modern version control tools allow all changes to be tracked by both time and author, and provide support for viewing changes across versions.  Applying version control systems to legislation would be a huge leap in accountability as it lets you see which congressmen are adding, removing, or modifying parts of bills. It allows blame to be placed and avoids any finger pointing or plausible deniability. It also lets you see who is responsible for the bloat, and exactly how you can end up with a 2500 page bill.

Tuesday, October 1st, 2013

Trouble these days is, people don’t have 10 or more children anymore, so they don’t get used to being ignored
Something I overheard in public.

Monday, May 20th, 2013

Browsing tumblr is sort of like the 21st century version of watching TV. Sometimes I like to just come home, turn off my brain, and let loose on the scroll wheel.

/u/internetsuperstar on how tumblr is used.

I really hope Yahoo takes a hands off approach of Tumblr.

Sunday, May 12th, 2013

I enjoy watching stupid people suffer from the effects of their idiocy and will often push them in the right direction to make it happen.
Me. This came out of the blue when I was talking to my dad talking about stupid things we saw people do.

Sunday, April 22nd, 2012

An apple a day keeps the doctor away…

If aimed right.

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.

-Mitch Hedberg

This is brilliant.

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

Friday, May 13th, 2011

Opinions expressed in this periodical are not necessarily condoned or even understood by the editorial staff.
(A New Zealand Newspaper)

Friday, May 6th, 2011

Quote Unquote

I found a book of quotes hidden in my bookshelf. Its Called “Quote Unquote” compiled by Lloyd Cory. Ill be posting some of my favorites in the coming weeks.

Saturday, April 16th, 2011

Saturday, February 26th, 2011

We argue with our biology, and the result of that argument is civilization.
Charles Siebert

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

The Social Security invention
Reflected a simple convention:
Each lady or gent
Who paid as they went
Would be funding one-ninth of a pension.

Holy crap! Rhyming political limericks. Into my RSS reader you go.

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

No one has ever died in the name of Unicorns. Except that one guy, but he deserved it.
jackbrain of reddit

Sunday, July 11th, 2010

The rules of fair play do not apply in love and war.
John Lyly’s ‘Euphues’ (1578).

Time Travel Machine

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